Mysterious, indeed.

Author: hog

Date: June 18, 2003

by hog
6-18-03
Well, well, well. If it isn't Jesus "Saved your soul " Christ
No, don't worry my son, I'm just a priest.
I'm not your son you fucking sick pervert.
Wait, calm down, child. The lord works in mysterious ways
Like how?
Well, what you must first do is remove your pants and underwear, my son. Then, I will show you one of those mysterious ways.