the single unfunniest thing I have ever written.

Author: hooper_X

Date: March 3, 2001

by hooper_X
3-03-01
in a.d. 2101, war was beginning
HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN!!!
WHAZZAAAAAP!
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!
YO, DOOKIE! PICK UP THE PHONE!!
god, i hate pandering to the masses. are you happy, you fuckers? -hx
WHAZAAAAAP?
WHAT YOU SAY?