Father-Son Bonding

Author: hooverinNJ

Date: October 15, 2003

by hooverinNJ
10-15-03
One day they finally let my roommate's father in to check in on his son.
So... how you holding up?
Oh, you know, not too bad, given the circumstances. The circumstances being that there ARE GODDAMN NAILS IN MY BODY.
C'mon, son, don't be like that. I'm proud of you!
You don't love me! You never did! I hate you! I wish you were dead!
We should have just gotten a dog.
I didn't ASK to be born, you know!