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by houkatori
4-27-02
So it went pretty good. But I'm not sure if i should call her...
Oh, uh...I dunno man, this really isn't my 'area'.
Then I'm like, "You do realize I'm immortal AND omnipotent?"
You got my money bitch? Don't make me cut you!
I dunno, I have to act tough. But I yearn too!
Jesus man! All I said is don't be such a pussy!

 

by houkatori
4-27-02
So...you're pretty good friends with Sandy huh? Glad she hooked us up.
Yes! Together we will defeat Krong and his evil henchmen! Hi-ya!
Uhh...yeah, I hear this restaurant has really good clams.
Hark! There goes one of his nasty thugs now! Prepare to meet your doom! Ki-ya!
Tell your dark lord his days are numbered! Wa-cha!
Shit! They're on to us...

 

by houkatori
4-28-02
*Note: I couldn't find a real BG, so I aptly chose Hell as my workplace...
Welcome to Best Buy, where technology meets life. We have the newest gadgets, electronics, music, blah blah blah...
Yeah, do you have dem dere, uh, ol' records fer mah record player?
Ya see, mah wifey, she were washin da dishes yesserday, an' she threw dem in dere wid em...
Do you WANT me to hurt you? Cuz...I will if I have to.
Dem records was mah lovelys...ol' Cooter, dat's mah dawg, he cain't sleep widout his musics.

 

by houkatori
4-28-02
That was amazing. So...can I call you some time?
Listen...there's something I think you should know.
After a quick trip to the bathroom...
So...can I call you some time?
Umm...no.

 

by houkatori
4-28-02
Hey you! Yeah, I need a connector to my TV for my PS2.
OK, are you looking for coaxial, standard A-V, s-video, or maybe component video?
How the hell am I supposed to know, dipshit? You're the damn expert.
Well listen, you're gonna hafta find out what you need before I can do anything for you.
I don't like your attitude, fuckass. Get me a manager.
Right, let me go find my gun...err, I mean MISTER Mygun.

 

by houkatori
4-28-02
S'cuse meh, do y'all have any Playbox Cubes in?
Uhh...let me go check the warehouse
*Note: The vertical bars are your signal to move to the other side of the dialogue...
So uh, we got any game systems back here? | Could you check? | Do you even work here? | Whatever.
No clue. | Not a chance. | Nope. |
Sorry, we're either out of what you want, or I didn't look for it at all, or you're a total idiot. Take your pick.

 

by houkatori
4-29-02
*sigh* WHAT?!? What do you want?
Listen, I don't like the way things are in the world today. I was hoping you could help...
...
So if you could just find it in your heart to speak with me, and help guide me in what I need to do, I'd really appreciate it.
If i give you five bucks, will you go away?
Done and done.

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