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| Did you know HUD just gave $100,000 to an organization whose executive director and his employee girlfriend once stole computers from a HUD field office? | |
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| It's true. The girlfriend worked for HUD at the time. HUD didn't even prosecute. | |
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| Well, you know what THAT means, don't you? | |
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| Yep. As much as I hate to do it, if I want HUD funds next year, I'll have to rob Secretary Martinez at knifepoint. | |
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| I hear he keeps his money in his shoes. | |
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