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How to get elected Governor
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| First, marry a Kennedy, no matter how tangential. | |
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| Become the head of a large federal agency and spend your short time there endlessly promoting yourself. | |
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| Then, throw a disproportionate amount of federal grant money at the state you eventually want to rule. | |
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| Also, It helps if your former boss's wife is in politics there now. | |
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* Caution: Not guaranteed to work if you're kind of a dick.
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| Last, return to your home state for a triumphant run for the party nomination and then the Governor's office!* | |
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