No Probable Cause

Author: hudisfunny

Date: September 23, 2002

by hudisfunny
9-23-02
The HUD investigator pays a visit to the complainant.
I'm afraid we're going to have to dismiss your racial discrimination complaint.
What?! The guy called me the "n-word" and punched me when I asked to see the house!
Well, we did some research and found that he rented to African Americans in the past.
I know! He told me, "I've rented to your kind in the past and I'm not going to do it again."
Well, them's the breaks. NPC!
So, by HUD logic, if I don't pay my taxes next year, it's okay, because I paid them a few years ago. Hello, Alaskan cruise!