Butch's First Date

Author: hughesy_mate

Date: October 22, 2004

by hughesy_mate
10-22-04
"Your eyes are like sapphires that sparkle in the moonlight. They are deep blue pools I want to bathe in..."
No...no...
"I bought a bouquet of violets for you, my sweet..." No, that's not right, either...
"I made a batch of chocolate chip biscuits for you..." Nah, c'mon Butch! Think!
"I want your blood & sinew smeared over my machete." Geez, I'm so nervous...
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