S-adenosylmethionine

Author: iGGINS

Date: January 17, 2002

by iGGINS
1-17-02
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
Just be quiet, I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.
But officer, I can explain.
I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!
But, officer, I just wanted to say--
Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back.
"Don't count on it, I'm the groom.