A Scene From Domestic America

Author: ibentmywookie

Date: December 29, 2001

by ibentmywookie
12-29-01
I just wanted to make with the hump-hump. You didn't have to get me drunk so you could shoot of my throb rod. It's just not right.
Oh...well gee...I'm soooo sorry. I suppose you have a better plan?
If you needed some pants you could have just asked me, I would have bought you some.
I need a little more pump from your chump when we hump. You heathenish bastard.
Sugartits! I am giving it all it's got!
You pathetic goateed prick. The tv has sucked the life from your balls, and all I've got is hot bathes and reruns of All My Children.