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| A new e-mail, from the boss. | |
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| "Melvin, I've been thinking and I think you need a promotion..." | |
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| ... the promotion is for lazyness, slacking of, making out with the women from the super model company next door without permission, and hacking your sister's computer for her credit card number. | |
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| My boss is a jerk. And if he thinks that e-mail will stop me from taking my sister's money, or making out with the hot girls next door... HE'S WRONG! | |
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