Meet Miss. Vernon

Author: ibgdawg

Date: January 14, 2009

by ibgdawg
1-14-09
My mom is fat.
Shut up, Rex. Hi I'm Lara Vernon, this is my son, Rex. I got divorced a couple years ago, he said I harass random people to much. He also said that Rex is to retarded. So he took off for Boston.
My brother is fat!
Shut up! Well, then I got a tattoo that says, single and proud. Rex here, has a little brother in middle school named, Bobby. He's so stupid just like his big brother.
Why is ex-wife here? The guys at the TV company didn't mention that!
This is my stupid ex-husband. He never wears pants. Now do you see why I divorced?!