CC 483: Farts Are Simple, Let's Keep It That Way!

Author: iconoclastic

Date: August 10, 2011

by iconoclastic
8-10-11
If you make a pooty sound, I can write a funny comic and win a contest. So, will you help me?
Sure, just a minute. Uhhh, uhhh, *queef queef*
Wow! Those were very nice, but they don't smell. That's a good statement about you.
That's because those were really queefs, not farts. Queefs come from the thing in front, not in back.
Well, I'd better go now, and queefs could never be real. Nope, never. It's not even possible for a girls thing in front to do something like that. Plus queef isn't a word.
I was just joking, those were real pooty sounds, and they came out of my little pink pooter, and of course a queef could never be real!