FTC 155: Aliens will do anything

Author: iconoclastic

Date: September 30, 2011

by iconoclastic
9-30-11
Captain's Log, WhileSearching the caves of Pollux Six to find a cure for Checkov's accent I have come across a grey being, I shall attempt to make contact.
I am a curative alien. I will oblige your need for a cure.
I will jack you off and not ask for a cent.