FTC 157: I'll take a whack at it.

Author: iconoclastic

Date: January 4, 2012

by iconoclastic
1-04-12
So you're celibate and have no elbows? What an amazing combination! Can you masturbate?
Yes, and my style is very graceful... at least in the begining.
It takes all my years of training for ballet to remain graceful to the end.
uhhh...
Do you even know what masturbate means?