Jack The Turd-Kicker: AWFUL EPIC REVELATIONS! Chapter 1

Author: iconoclastic

Date: May 27, 2012

by iconoclastic
5-27-12
Hello Dr., I'm...
You're Jack. I've reviewed your paper work Jack, but frankly I... I don't understand your problem.
Well, I'll try and...
Thank you, explaining it would be very helpful.
Okay... so if I see a turd (no matter where I am), I approach it, very casually (so as not to draw attention), and then I...
Get to the point Jack! Then you kick the turd. You kick it because of an inner 'turd animus' which has wreaked havoc with your attempt to marry another upside down walking circus freak midget, right?