Jack The Turd-Kicker: AWFUL EPIC REVELATIONS! ChapteR 2

Author: iconoclastic

Date: May 27, 2012

by iconoclastic
5-27-12
We're on the scene with Jack the Turd-Kicker, and he's agreed to answer some questions.
You don't need to ask! I killed the son-of-a-bitch!
Then it was you who kicked Dr. Buttinksy to a bloody pulp. Why'd you do it Jack?
It made sense to kill him! Thats why I did it. You wouldn't understand!
Try me Jack.
At first everything was going fine. Then he just... he just started acting like a turd.