Jack The Turd-Kicker: AWFUL EPIC REVELATIONS! Chapter 4

Author: iconoclastic

Date: May 27, 2012

by iconoclastic
5-27-12
Jack, the world wants to know how you view your impending imprisonment.
It's going to be tough. I'll just have to take it one day at a time.
But prisons have toilets. There won't be any freestanding turds to vent on. How will you manage?
Huh?
How will you manage when the problem of 'turd paucity' raises it's ugly head?
You're really askin' for it aren't you?