CC560: I WILL NEVER BE A HERMIT CRAB!!!

Author: iconoclastic

Date: July 19, 2012

by iconoclastic
7-19-12
Okay troops, fall in behind me and wait for my orders. Shortly I will lead you to the promised land!
Sir, I can't go... I... I shit my pants.
You don't even wear pants soldier!
No sir, I'm sorry sir, the truth is... I shat my shell!
Again?!!God knows you 'hermits' are the scum of the earth! You give crabs a bad name!
Yessir. *scuttle scuttle*