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| What a phony contestant #1 was huh? A beard and a fucking sash! What a loser! Check this shit out... | |
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| You should've seen the shit I just finished cleaning up! | |
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| Please remember, I have been prohibited from bringing a cross onstage | |
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| That is strange, isn't it? You can bring your dick, but not your cross... go figure! | |
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| *bap bap bap* Is it bleeding yet? | |
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| Hey! Next year tape your cross to your dick, and they'll never know! | |
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