WW79:"I'M YOUR SAVIOR" GAME! Contestant #3

Author: iconoclastic

Date: August 2, 2012

by iconoclastic
8-02-12
Contestant #3
I am 'AUTOMATON JESUS'!!! Bow down to me on your scabby bleeding knees!!! Scraping is also encouraged.
Sorry A.J., I think we all left our scrapers at home!
You best do what I say, or hell awaits. I'm the man, and you are NOT! Gimme' your money! Kill in my name! Indulge in spiritual bigotry!
Slow down A.J. I'm trying to write all this down!
Do these things in my name, and a little sodomy's cool, as long as you don't inhale! LULZ!!!
Quick! Look up 'sodomy' and tell me if I want to do it!