WW82: That's why they call it the 'can'

Author: iconoclastic

Date: October 18, 2012

by iconoclastic
10-18-12
There was a dude with a neighbor named Fran, who sucked his dick while he sat on the can.
I know it's kinda' crowded down there, can you get your mouth on it?
"Your dick smells like shit," said Fran in a hissy-fit.
I know it smells like shit. That's 'cus it's got shit on it!
Said the dude "Suck it clean, that's the plan."
Listen... I'm not lettin' you out 'till it's clean!