CC541: This ain't what it started out to be.

Author: iconoclastic

Date: August 23, 2013

by iconoclastic
8-23-13
"O Whore, where art thou?" I'm lookin' for a woman with "True Grit"!
Over here in the bushes, but this here is "No Cunt For Old Men".
I've gotta' "Big Salamski", and you got that "Pudsucker Moxy"! If you won't give me no ass, then how 'bout some head?
I'm just pretendin' to be a picky whore. My life's a bitch. I'll make you "Cum Simple". How about a $10.00 handjob?
I ain't no "Ladykiller" but I am a "Serious Man", and I got two hands of my own, and your attitude sucks!
It is what it is, and today I just ain't into "Raising Aridboners".