Proper 'Plane Crash' Comportment- 5

Author: iconoclastic

Date: October 19, 2013

by iconoclastic
10-19-13
*This is your captain once again. Please to not give any thought to having shit in your pants...
...the process of dismemberment and far flung body parts in such a crash... pretty much precludes investigators...
...from assigning any particular poopy panties to any particular passenger's dismembered body part. Enjoy your flight.*