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| Where's my bottle? Oh, great streams of unhindered, stinking, chronic, gooey, (inclusive of some small irregularly shaped and unidentifiable chunks), blood and bile streaked diarrhea!!! I broke it! | |
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| Oh crap!!! (Oops, lucky no one's here yet. A good CEO never uses words like that), I left my notes at home! | |
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| Oh! Somewhere betwen 9 and 15, 1/2"-3/4" diameter, predominantly spherical, moist, light golden brown, fuzzy surfaced, sweet and tangy to the taste, air puff poopies! | |
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