All comics by ikario

 

by ikario
3-09-02
mmm, what a fuckable piece of ass
god i'd love to "dump core" all over her face
so, great party, hey?
BA-ZING!
yeah, the best family reunion yet, sarah
i wish the weirdo would stop fucking undressing me with his eyes

 

by ikario
3-10-02

 

by ikario
6-05-03
A seemingly innocent conversation...
So Matt... how about those Olsen Twins?
I'd crawl through a mile of shit to suck the dick of the last guy that fucked them.
Yeah, they're pretty fine pieces of ass alright.
Full House is the only reason I watch TV anymore.
The year was 1992.

 

by ikario
6-05-03
Hey little girl, I know a shortcut home through this graveyard.
I'm scared Mr. Robbie, it's dark and frightening here.
You're scared? I have to walk back out of here alone!
AAAAAAAHHHHHH!
IT'S ALMOST LIKE THE MATRIX!!! WITH MORE CHILD RAPE!!!
Great. Welcome back to Cell Block D dickhead. It's not as easy to kidnap little girls outside of your coma.
I'll soon be fixing that.

 

by ikario
6-05-03
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Jesus is watching you, and he isn't impressed.
Stop looking at us like that and put your pants back on.
Yeah, we don't even turn into whores for another 11 years.

 

by ikario
6-05-03
So, Jesus walks into a hotel.
My Christ sense is tingling.
The crowd goes wild!
He hands the innkeeper three nails, and says, "can you put me up for the night?"
Wait, that's the gerbil gnawing on my prostate.
Meanwhile...
Haha, motherfucker think's dying for his sins is funny, hey? Watch this dad, it's a little something I learnt in 'nam.
That's my boy. Give that liver so many tumours it looks like a condom full of turkey guts.

 

by ikario
6-05-03
Hey Satan. What's up?
Not bad. Running a little low on souls. I'll trade you 3 wishes for yours Gabe!
Strange things are afoot at the Circle G.
Deal. I want people to pay attention to me. And to buy me lots of things. And heaps of sex too.
You're lucky. I told the last guy who wanted that to fuckoff, and gave him a "girlfriend" called Rachel instead. But I like you.
Be careful what you wish for.
I hate you Milkman Satan.
Now I can use you to keep this deal with my friend Matt too.

 

by ikario
6-05-03
You know...
Keep walking.
This is so sweet of you to surprise me for my birthday!
It's not date rape...
Yeah, resteraunt, food, whatever. Open them and I'll open you. With a cleaver.
Are we going to that fancy resteraunt I love? Can I open my eyes yet?
If you're not on a date.
Surprise! It's totally rape!
Why are guys always getting me that for my birthday?

 

by ikario
6-05-03
He's kind of like a gremlin...
JINGLE BELL JINGLE BELL JINGLE BELL ROCK! Hey baby, lets go back to my place and make it a white christmas
Don't fucking touch me you greasy flannel wearing sex offender fuck.
Don't give him alcohol after midnight... or before midnight.
JINGLE BELL SWAY, THIS PARTY IS SO FUCKING GAY! Hey hot stuff, lets go back to my place and you can dance on my balls too.
Woof woof.
The next morning...
... at least it's not takeitgirl.
I've had better.

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