The Christmas Party

Author: ikario

Date: June 5, 2003

by ikario
6-05-03
He's kind of like a gremlin...
JINGLE BELL JINGLE BELL JINGLE BELL ROCK! Hey baby, lets go back to my place and make it a white christmas
Don't fucking touch me you greasy flannel wearing sex offender fuck.
Don't give him alcohol after midnight... or before midnight.
JINGLE BELL SWAY, THIS PARTY IS SO FUCKING GAY! Hey hot stuff, lets go back to my place and you can dance on my balls too.
Woof woof.
The next morning...
... at least it's not takeitgirl.
I've had better.