Contest 165c: President Fuck

Author: il_schmucko

Date: January 17, 2003

by il_schmucko
1-17-03
My fellow Americans, it pleases me to announce that the impending war with Iraq has been averted.
Saddam Hussein has complied with all of our investigative efforts, and has vowed to convert to Christianity and eat his vegetables.
JUS KIDDNG YO STUPED FUKCERS! I WILL BOM TEH FUKING BICHES RIET NOW! EAT SHIT SADAM!