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| My fellow Americans, it pleases me to announce that the impending war with Iraq has been averted. | |
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| Saddam Hussein has complied with all of our investigative efforts, and has vowed to convert to Christianity and eat his vegetables. | |
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| JUS KIDDNG YO STUPED FUKCERS! I WILL BOM TEH FUKING BICHES RIET NOW! EAT SHIT SADAM! | |
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