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| Following 9/11 I wiped out the terrorists in Afghanistan and used the momentum to settle an old grudge against Iraq. | |
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| Y'all thought the explosions were cool, so I went ahead and blew up Iran, North Korea, France, Russia, China, and a few other places too. | |
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| Now the election is still a few months away and I've run out of targets, so I ask you, my fellow Americans: How do you feel about Milwaukee? | |
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