King of Zings

Author: il_schmucko

Date: August 27, 2002

by il_schmucko
8-27-02
Oh great. It's Schmucko. You're gonna make a play on words about my situation, right?
Actually--
However, I also know that you're a plagiarist. Any joke you come up with will be an outright ripoff.
What?! Hey!
If there's one thing I can't stand, it's hot cross puns.
Oh, Jesus. Everyone's a bloody comedian.