Explanation II

Author: il_schmucko

Date: August 28, 2002

by il_schmucko
8-28-02
So you, Habnem, and I, il_schmucko, are in fact the same person?
Yup.
Huh. That's weird.
It gets worse. As a matter of fact, we're also both a large, balding 23-year-old named Christopher.
*THWUMP!*
Schmucko? You okay?