I wish Karen Carpenter would kill me.

Author: il_schmucko

Date: September 1, 2002

by il_schmucko
9-01-02
What's a ventriloquist?
Webster defines it as "one who entertains by having an apparent conversation with a hand-manipulated dummy."
Oh. My girlfriend does that.
Really?
Well, she "manipulates me by hand" and then we carry on an "apparent conversation"...