POWER NEWBIE 1: THE BEGINNING

Author: il_schmucko

Date: September 3, 2002

by il_schmucko
9-03-02
December 12, 1978: In a world where nothing was funny...
In a time when there was no such thing as "bandwidth"...
One man was born who would use his computer to teach us to laugh again.
Run for your lives! It's a Schmucko!
I, a nurse, am also running!