POWER NEWBIE 1: THE MIDDLE (Contest 141b)

Author: il_schmucko

Date: September 3, 2002

by il_schmucko
9-03-02
Thrill as his mom catches him spankin' it...
Hab--what are you doing in here?
Chill as he goes to a high school for nerdy misfits...
Everyone's just like me here. Why am I suicidal?
Do something else that rhymes as he spends a year attending "grad school" in "Las Vegas"...
Those sarcastic quotation marks seem unnecessary.