POWER NEWBIE 1: THE END? (Contest 141c)

Author: il_schmucko

Date: September 3, 2002

by il_schmucko
9-03-02
And you'll stand up and cheer when he's named CC champ for eternity...
Huzzah!
Thank you! Thank you!
...and dies a thoroughly happy man.
Fuck no, I'm not happy. I still haven't made Kaufman's favorites list!
Coming this fall--it's POWER NEWBIE.
From the producers of "Flying Pigs" and "Cubs Win the Pennant"