POWER NEWBIE 1: THE END? (revised)

Author: il_schmucko

Date: September 4, 2002

by il_schmucko
9-04-02
And you'll stand up and cheer when he's named CC champ for eternity...
HUZZAH!
Thank you. Thank you.
...and dies a thoroughly happy man.
Fuck no, I'm not happy! That creep Kaufman put me on his favorites list!
Coming this fall--it's POWER NEWBIE.
From the producers of "Whiner Whiner" and "Everyone Pay Attention to Me!"