You know... THAT day.

Author: il_schmucko

Date: September 7, 2002

by il_schmucko
9-07-02
America: 2051
Grandpa, what's Patriot Day?
Well dear, before your daddy was born, some mean men stole some airplanes and used them to kill a lot of people.
Really? Why is it called Patriot Day?
The President named it, and he wasn't very smart.
Oh. Grandpa--what's a airplane?