The Whole Damned Story II

Author: il_schmucko

Date: September 9, 2002

by il_schmucko
9-09-02
Nine months later (more or less)
Finally! Why did that freakin' kid have to be three weeks late?
I mean, my first kid, and he must have weighed like twenty pounds!
*note: my dad isn't a goat, but he did have a really woolly beard at the time.
Actually, I think he was only twelve pounds or something.
Yeah--but still. Christ!... opher. Yes, that's what I'll name him.