The Whole Damned Story III

Author: il_schmucko

Date: September 9, 2002

by il_schmucko
9-09-02
Babyhood in three panels.
Honey, check it out! Christopher Chunk just shit all over his grandpa!
That's what the fucker gets for tossing me up and down.
If you ever don't like your name, remember--I was going to call you Habakkuk Nehemiah.
Remind me of that later. I may be able to abbreviate it somehow.
*note: yes, i was a nerd even at age three.
Son, if you hit your sister with an encyclopedia again, I'm going to ground you from them.
That's great. Now kindly perambulate into the kitchen and fetch me forth an Otter Pop, bitch.