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| Mrs. Schmucko, I don't know how to explain this, but your five-year-old son just passed the second grade achievement test. | |
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| That's wonderful! So he gets to be in third grade, right? | |
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| By the way, you might want to make him stop reading for now. Try piano lessons. | |
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