The Whole Damned Story VII

Author: il_schmucko

Date: September 9, 2002

by il_schmucko
9-09-02
At the Indiana Academy (at last)
Hey. We have a lot in common and I'm attracted to you! You should be my girlfriend!
Errm... no.
Hey. We have a lot in common and I'm attracted to you! You should be my girlfriend!
Errm... no.
*note: i still haven't found a better pickup line.
Hey. We have a lot in common and I'm attracted to you! You should be my girlfriend!
I would rather swallow a bunch of asthma pills, go into a month-long coma, and never see you again.