Contest 143: Billy Joel? I can do that!

Author: il_schmucko

Date: September 23, 2002

by il_schmucko
9-23-02
Well, she benches three-fifty and stands up to pee... Her zipper distends when she sees Gena Lee...
And she watches the NFL voraciously...
Yeah, she's probably a guy but she's always a woman to me...
OOOOOOH, I take care of myself! *hic*