Contest 144: Some much-needed rest

Author: il_schmucko

Date: September 30, 2002

by il_schmucko
9-30-02
A rainy day in One-Note Land
RAARR! TOBOR SICK OF CORNHOLING. NEED VACATION.
BUT TOBOR HAS ALREADY CORNHOLED ALL EARTHLINGS AND CAN'T GO BACK TO THEIR COUNTRIES.
TOBOR WILL BE DAMNED! A SPACE SHIP!
That's right. I'm a space ship today.
Later, on a low-budget planet far, far away...
bzzt...welcome to fagulon zeta... bzzt...prepare to be cornholed.
RAARR!! CHANGE WILL DO TOBOR GOOD!