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| me, too. i hate recent technological developments. so what if i'm not a flat-screen? the lazy fat-ass who watches me all damn day isn't looking to great himself. | |
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| the chatty bitch who talks on my 24/7 wants a cordless. well, she could benefit from getting a little cord removed from her beast-like ass. by the way, i'm talking about that mutant tail she has. | |
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| no shit, brotha. crap, here comes the bitch. we'd better shut up and turn on "lifetime." | |
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| great! another made-for-tv-movie about abused single mothers of minority children living in the mountains. you know just what i like, tv! | |
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| psst... i think the phone is on to us! | |
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