The Various Adventures Of Mr. Bacon: Crystal Clear

Author: iloveashleykline

Date: May 28, 2007

So, what are you selling again?
Me sell time-share.
Uh huh. And if I don't buy your time-share what will happen?
Me will put ancient Mayan curse on your ass.
Little did Mr. Bacon know that under the Mayan mask was actually Billy Crystal. He's so poor.
Where do I sign? And also, why are Mayans selling time-share door-to-door?
Uhh...uhh....