The Various Adventures Of Mr. Bacon: It's Hamma Time

Author: iloveashleykline

Date: May 28, 2007

JOHNSON!
Yes, sir?
I need that paper on my desk by 9 o' clock, understand?
Yes, sir.
9 o'clock rolls around
JOHNSON, WHERE IS THAT FUCKING PAPER?
Sorry sir, I was too busy driving a nail into my cock.