The Various Adventures Of Mr. Bacon: Knock Knock

Author: iloveashleykline

Date: May 28, 2007

YOU KNOCK ON MY DOOR, WHILE I'M FUCKING MY GIRLFRIEND AND BEG ME TO GIVE YOU MONEY!?
HOW THE F UCK DARE YOU! GET OFF MY PROPERY YOU WHORE!
NEXT TIME, MOM, CALL BEFORE YOUR DROP BY!