The Various Adventures Of Mr. Bacon: Smurf Shit

Author: iloveashleykline

Date: May 28, 2007

And just what the fuck are you suppose to be?
Me, I'm not real. I'm your consciousness manifested into physical form.
And I'm here to warn you that you're going down a bad path. And you need to change your ways.
Well you look like a pile of smurf shit.
Fuck it, I give up.