The Various Adventures Of Mr. Bacon: Paris

Author: iloveashleykline

Date: May 28, 2007

I'M INNOCENT I TELL YOU!
Shut up in there!
I'M TOO RICH AND POPULAR AND PRETTY TO BE IN JAIL!
NOTE: I Hate Paris Hilton...but I'd still fuck her.
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Who the fuck do think you are? Paris Hilton?