The Various Adventures Of Mr. Bacon: Prelude

Author: iloveashleykline

Date: May 29, 2007

Mr. Bacon's First Day Of Teaching
FOR THE LAST TIME, STOP SAYING THE WORD "BOOTY"! IT'S NOT APPROPRIATE!
*SPEAKER* MR. BACON PLEASE REPORT TO ROOM K18
Well, I guess we're through here. I have to go teach two little dipshits who each need 1 credit to graduate.
So..can I go now?
Yes, you sucked my off pretty good today so I think I'll give ya a little more money than normal.